“Well Christina, you really should have had your bag zipped.”

Me (in tears): Sorry I’m getting so upset about this, I realize it’s only an iPhone but I just know my mom is going to be really mad at me.

NYC Cop (in heavy New York accent): Your mom is going to be mad at YOU for being the VICTIM of a CRIME?!

Me: …oh, definitely.

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